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Mack



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PostSubject: Military Style   Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:30 pm

Cosidering yall's ranking system, I thaught I'd share an email my unlce sent me who is a high ranking officer in the United States Navy.

My uncle in the United States Navy sent this to me:


Military Rules

Marine Corps Rules:

1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you
meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start
with a '4.'
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life
is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker.. Distance is your friend.
(Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or
tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention
to shoot.

Navy SEAL's Rules:

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust Speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.

US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point
presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry
executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close
enough to have tax exemption.

( And I Love This Next One)

US Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines
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PostSubject: Re: Military Style   Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:09 pm

I laughed my ass off at this!


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PostSubject: Re: Military Style   Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:55 pm

lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Military Style   Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:07 pm

Cuz half of it is true! lol.
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PostSubject: Re: Military Style   Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:18 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Military Style   Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:28 pm

Navy??? pfft....not even worth commenting Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Military Style   Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:50 am

I'm a specialist? Really guys..hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Military Style   Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:25 am

the last one the funniest hahaha.
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