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PostSubject: The Joke Box   Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:01 pm

In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist,
Dr. Rhodes Dilworth Rankin, M.D. Ph.D.
published the following:

"The best engine in the world is the vagina..
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system
is so fucking temperamental."
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Box   Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:35 pm

LMAO!

I will share that one with the wife. I will do so NOT being within arms reach!!


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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Box   Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:57 pm

LOL !!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Box   Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:04 am

There were once two cowboys, one from California and the other from Wyoming, riding the range when suddenly they came upon a poor sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

Well, the temptation was too much for the Wyoming cowboy and he quickly leapt from his horse and had his way with the sheep.

Upon completing his dirty deed, he stepped back and asked his buddy from California if he wanted some.

"You bet!" was his enthusiastic reply and he jumped down from his horse and stuck his head through the fence.
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Box   Mon Feb 22, 2010 8:09 am

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
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PostSubject: Re: The Joke Box   Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:11 pm

Two brunettes and one blonde are Relaxing With a day at the Spa
After a nice massage the three girls relax in a jacuzzi...
The first brunette lifts her wrist up to her face and begins to poke at it,
"what are you doing?" asks the blonde to the first brunette
"Using my new calculator Silly" she replies, leaving the blonde in aww.
The second brunette lifts her wrist to her ear and begins chatting,
"Now what are You doing?" asked the blonde to the second brunette
"I'm Talking on my new Cellphone, duh"
The Blonde gets out of the jacuzzi and stomps her way towards the bathroom,
After a few mintues she returns without her swimsuit bottoms...Toilet paper hanging from her ass
The two brunettes ask in confusion at the same time "Why are you naked" ... " why the toilet paper"
The blonde woman replies " Im Receiving a Fax!"
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